Tess loves the lake.
Tess loves the lake so much
that sometimes she sneaks down the trail
and takes an unapproved swim.
This unapproved swim leaves her wet for hours
and smelling
not-so-fresh.
We do not care to have
not-so-fresh
smelling carpet in the living room.
Thus,
she is banished
from the house.
Poor,
poor
Tess.